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Here are the rules:

1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.

2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.

3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.

4 - Post the results. No cheating!

Self-Spawn
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, physically and persona. Also known as Conversion.

YOU’RE ALL FUCKED. YOU’RE ALL ME. Horrifying. :’D And then I’ll be a crowd, but all alone anyway. DDD:

Furtive Assimilation A mysterious power in which one can instantly blend into any societies, assuming a function. Also known as Social Cloaking or Social Intuition.

The user subconsciously nullifies the minds of others to easily merge into a group. Can walk into a restaurant and immediately assume a waiter, or go into a crime organization and assume a the role of domestic servant. The user feels the general emotions of a society or group of people by having an internal social mirror. The user can mingle into any situation.

AWESOME! Know what’s even awesomer?

Known Users:
Jedi Knights (Star Wars)
Sith Lords (Star Wars)

FUCK YEAH

Telepathy. Ability to read the thoughts of, or to mentally communicate with others.

FUCK YEAH! This would make some conversations so much easier and less awkward in public.

Mediumship: The psychic power in which one can perceive and communicate with spirits and those who are in the afterlife

The user can view spirits of ghosts (deceased) to communicate with them from their inhabiting area (i.e. limbo). These formes are described by users as “heavenly”, “angels”, “demonic forms”

Users are capable of speaking inter-personally with spirits who have possessed inanimate objects/subjects/people.

Users are able to repel and run spirits away from an area, compel to employ an armada of ghosts, and may even view a visual conseption of a spirit world in a trance.

ooh, i can live with that:’) especially the “employ an armada” part :D heh.

Equine Mimicry

The mutative power in which one takes on horse-like physiology and behavior. Not to be confused with Faunal Mimicry.

Capability

Includes horse body, galloping and leaping skills, dangerous hooves, and extrasensory.

Difficult to revert back to original from.

WAT?!?!?! how shit

Power Negation

The power to nullify the supernatural powers of others. Also known as also called Power/Ability Cancellation or Power Blocking. Not to be confused with Mind Control

Fuck yeah!

Creation

The extremely powerful ability to create substance and matter from one’s mind. Not to be confused with mental projection. Can create living entities. Those entities go on to live with personalities of their own, out of the creator’s control. Creating inorganic objects without need of raw materials. Providing detailed schematics  of a desired creation mentally.

I AM GOD.

LOL at the horse one :L 

Atmidokinesis

They can control the flow of the vapor through the air, allowing them to fly, squeeze themself through tight passages, or move objects about -for example, they could pull a person out from under a mob attacking them by dispersing and reforming them nearby, or steal their opponents’ weapons by vaporizing them into their hands and bringing them to their own. Their mist can also be transported through the astral plane, allowing them to employ their powers for long range teleportation. They are able to transport themself and anything else they sublimates across the surface of the globe in an instant, or to and from orbit around the planet. They can teleport with cargo, or send objects to a new location within traveling with them, providing they can visualize the new location in their mind. On certain occasions,they have the ability to summon distant people to themself by teleportation, visualizing wherever the person is at the moment, seeing them converted into mist, and then bringing that mist into their presence to be reformed. This power is usually accompanied by Sublimination

FUCK YEAH I HAVE AN AWESOME POWER. 

Enhanced Swordsmanship

Also Called

• Superhuman Swordsmanship
• Master Swordsmanship
• Master Swordplay
• Enhanced Swordplay
• Instinctive Swordplay

An incredibly skilled swordsman uses a blade, knife or dagger in battle. Capable of demolishing buildings, stopping bullets, or dicing enemies with a single slice users are able to do much more than simply swinging a blade. A qualified user operates with little or no effort, taking advantage of weak points. This ability works with nearly anything long, light and thin, a skilled user could make a pencil, broom handle, riding crop, or perhaps even a feather deadly.

though it isn’t really a superpower, okay

(Source: vogonpoetry-)